Why Toys Can Be Better Than Men (Sometimes)

I know, I know--the title struck some nerves, but the truth is, well, it's just the truth. I know people have mixed feelings about this. Some women can get into it, some can't, some think it's plain silly and some (usually those with an arsenal) just can't live without them.

Anyway guys, no offense, but this is strictly for the ladies right now (especially the single ones).

The top ten reasons why a vibe can be better than men (sometimes):

1. It not only looks good packaged. Once you take it home, you don't have to worry about it speaking and turning you off

2. If you're feeling un-pretty, if won't care

3. You won't mind if it doesn't date you first

4. If it makes you cry, it's usually a REALLY GOOD thing

5. You don't have to worry about your friends stabbing you in the back to get to test it out because you bragged on it

6. You'll never have to let it meet your folks (Con for this one: You could still feel embarrassed about it if they accidentally see it. Make sure you have a good exit strategy if something ever happens to you.)

7. You never have to worry about any uh-oh's i.e. unwanted pregnancies, STD's, etc.

8. You won't be disappointed if it only takes a minute

9. If it doesn't work, it's usually because its batteries are dead (unemployment or laziness is never a factor)

10. It's always up to the challenge--2, 3, 4, 5, 6 times in a row...

Anyone who knows me, knows that I'm an equal opportunist, so guys, don't fret. I'll get the ladies back on your behalf...